Cindy Adams is such a bitch. But she really nailed it on the royal wedding in general, and the bride’s gown in particular. She gave the whole thing the royal yawn in her column in The New York Post, and wondered what all the fuss was about. Yes, yes the gown was very nice. It was appropriate, in good taste, and pretty. Come to think of it, the bride is also...

Problems with Emails? You are not alone.You are not a We all have our personal demons, but if you send out a lot of emails on AOL, you also get DAEMONS. This is very annoying. First of all I don’t know how to pronounce the word, and when I’m yelling WTF at something, I like to know how the devil to say it. Is it DEE-mon, as I thought, or DAY-mon, as...

Will people ever stop coming out of the woodwork to sue Mark Zuckerberg — and leave the poor guy alone so he can enjoy his billions in peace? No way. In fact, I’m suing the Big Z myself. Hell, everybody else is. Following in the footsteps of Eduardo Saverin, Sean Parker, and the Winklevoss twins (all portrayed in the movie, The Social Network), The New York...

There is practically nothing I won’t blog about, and yes, emotional traumas do make for funny anecdotes, whether they’re mine — or yours. You don’t even have to blab: I can look in your eyes, your soul, or god forbid, your closet, and make a blog out of that (I Am A Closet Case). I get ideas for blogs everywhere. Walking up Third Avenue, eating at...

Tell the truth: How many movies did you go to last year? Not so fast! NETFLIX doesn’t count, or Turner Classic Movies, although Ted deserves sainthood for this channel, or even Pay For View. I said, “go to.” As in: venture forth into the actual world, buy a ticket, and sit in a theatre with other live, more or less human, beings. The national...

  Multiple Choice: You should never peek into someone else’s closet because: A) Your mother told you not to be nosy.B) The person may still be in there.C) It will give you ideas.D) All of the above. The correct answer is: D. But mostly, C. No, it’s not nice to poke around people’s private places, even if it’s not anatomically speaking, and...