My Life Needs Editing

Jun 11

My Life Needs Editing

Weird Words & Blueberries The things you learn by doing The New York Times crossword puzzle! Strange words like adit (a mine entrance), etui (a decorative case for a sewing kit) or my personal favorite, ort (a scrap of food), words that you’ll never see or hear anywhere else, and certainly will never utter. Utter waste of time, crosswords? Some think so,...

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Frugal Is SUCH An Ugly Word

Jun 05

Frugal Is SUCH An Ugly Word

I try to be fiscally responsible, really I do. For one thing, I’m a conservative investor, and while the stock market often feels like gambling,  I don’t actually go to Vegas and bet everything on red. Or black. In fact, I don’t go to LasVegas at all any more. Been there, done that. But back in the day when I did, I once sat next to Murray The...

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Return of the Weiner

May 29

Return of the Weiner

They said it couldn’t be done.Hell, I said it couldn’t be done.But it’s being done: Anthony Weiner is back, and not only is he running for mayor of the great city of New Yawk, but the latest poll says that he’s doing better than expected. Holy hot dog! Which is actually spelled “wiener,” not “weiner,” but that...

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What’s Happened To Broadway?

May 22

What’s Happened To Broadway?

Broadway Has Gone To Hell! No, not the shows. In spite of all the four-letter words, pyrotechnics, and kinky boots, plays are pretty much the same as they have been for years: not as great as the Golden Age (before our time, of course), but a lot better than your average high school musical (lower case letters). It’s the audience that’s...

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Creative Wallowing 101

May 15

Creative Wallowing 101

 It must have been a jinx . . . After writing a blog about how men, including (or especially) my husband, react to getting colds and how I never catch them . . . Whoops. I got one. Oh nooo! What do I do now? Well, sneeze a lot. Sleep a lot. Watch a lot of Woody Allen movies. One thing I didn’t do was constantly wonder how I got the damn thing. I know how...

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“What You Want, I Shall Give You”

May 08

“What You Want,        I Shall Give You”

Sorry to disappoint you, but no, not really. I’m just quoting the subject of the email I got this morning, and honestly, how could I not open it? So I figured you’d do the same. Although I suspected it might be X-rated and far too salacious for my delicate sensibilities, I ventured forth and was met with a photo of a very attractive, strong-looking guy...

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