The Little Black Dress

Dec 13

The Little Black Dress

Macy’s Does It Again. Is there anything more difficult to find than something simple?  The perfect white t-shirt.  Basic jeans that fit.   A little black dress? I thought I had found that dress: short, but not too short, with a nice neckline and good shape — simple but classy. It was in an ad for Macy’s, and considering my previous...

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Did You Ever Shoplift?

Sep 13

Did You Ever Shoplift?

  The confession you are about to hear is true.Only the names have been changed to protect . . . me. Who else? Bless me, Father . . .  For I have shoplifted. It’s been a hundred years since my last confession, so let’s not go there. But about the shoplifting: There were two specific times I can remember and probably a few additional incidents I have...

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