Existentialism At The Cheapie Nail Salon

Feb 23

Existentialism At The Cheapie Nail Salon

Today I had my nails done and looked into the meaning of life. At the same time! This is the miracle of modern technology, specifically the iPhone, which I discovered is much better than old copies of People when my hands are trapped under the nail dryer, a bit of modern technology I have my doubts about. Does it really matter if you use it rather than just wait 15...

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I WANT MY IPHONE!

Oct 03

I WANT MY IPHONE!

  It’s official: you can fall in love with an electronic device. Take me: I’m in love with my new Apple IPhone4S.And we haven’t even met. OBJECTUM SEXUAL? I’m not talking about that weird psychological phenomenon you saw on Boston Legal, where a person is incapable of actual affection for another human, but develops a deep devotion to say, a...

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